Your writer just could not help himself. That most recent trip to the grocery found this Texas gizzard with another bag to take home.

The bag in question contained some M&M's. Not just any M&M's, but peanut M&M's. In between the healthy things like salad and yogurt, why not something that just has nuts in it? And a peanut M&M does the trick.

Whether I get the aforementioned, or perhaps some Russell Stover or Dove or Hershey or...