This is what chaps me about political correctness: We've let it control us way too much. Now, it seems like, everything in every relationship of life offends someone.

And the latest in the political correctness merry-go-round? None other than pure Texas Longhorn tradition. That's right, THE University of Texas, in recent years, not exactly the biggest bastion of conservatism in university life (it, sadly, has been the opposite), has gone off the rails with...