It didn't fit. That's the wrong color. It's just too long. I said, "a T-shirt....", not, "a sweater...." Chocolate and mint don't exactly go together. This is the wrong hat. Red, not orange. Purple, not blue. You got me cologne and I needed body spray. Now, what am I supposed to do with this? Did you keep the receipt?

Boy, you must have heard some dandies, didn't you? Maybe you were one of those who fell into the category...