So there's a prep you have to do before a colonoscopy. I call it The Purge. During this process there are two things you have to remember.


1. If you think you have to fart, YOU DON'T. Get to a bathroom immediately.



2. Sneezing is very bad. If you think you might sneeze, GET TO A BATHROOM IMMEDIATELY.


Just trying to help.

Because of Mama Boucher (Kathy Bates) in The Waterboy. I love that movie, and I love Kathy Bates. In the movie, Mama Boucher calls football 'foosball' and I think it's funny, so that's why.

Do you know what's truly destroying this country? Look in the mirror with your "her side" bullcrap. We are. Those on both ends of the political spectrum. With all this "her side" "our team" "his side" ridiculousness. After our nation descends into chaos from all of this "sides" stupidity, when it gets to the point that we can't even see each other as human beings, much less fellow Americans ,people are going to be looking for the truck that hit us...

I look around and see so much hate and division in our world, and outright bigotry toward others. I see the very same thing coming from many Christians, and their preachers. We as a collective have failed our highest calling, to love unconditionally, even sacrificially. To help the oppressed, to help the poor, and the foreigner among us.

God never implied that we should check their papers to make sure they were 'legal', He said take care of them without exception, regardless of their...

I enjoyed at one time educating people on what it means to be trans, to challenge their preconceived notions, and erase stereotypes. But it's becoming exhausting, and I'm so tired.

I shouldn't have to fight for the right to be able to use a public restroom without threat of harm or arrest. I shouldn't have to defend myself and others having basic human rights. I shouldn't have to explain why I need surgery to fix my body, why it's medically necessary for me to move forward with my...