One of my old colleagues has send me an email with a joke in it. I thought the joke might make every one laugh.

Monitor Keeping an eye on the braai (barbecue)

Download Get the firewood off the truck

Hard drive Trip back home without any cold beer

Keyboard Where you hang the truck and bike keys

Window What you shut when it's cold

Screen What you shut in the mosquito season

Byte What mosquitoes do
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While I was searching some information to a friend of mine I came across this information.Honestly it is not my own article taken from the website. But I find it really interesting. I thought would be better to share with all of you!


How to Stop Worrying
Self-Help Strategies for Anxiety Relief
Worrying can be helpful when it spurs you to take action and solve a problem. But if you’re preoccupied with “what ifs” and worst-case scenarios, worry becomes a problem....

After I did a joke about cat barking. I have done a little search and I came across this Information.
Does your cat sometimes disappear for hours at a time, leaving you bewildered as to what it spends its day doing? Does it sometimes act guilty as if it were hiding something from you? If you said yes to these questions... you probably have a normal cat. However, if your cat is anything like the barking feline featured in this CNN clip (below), it might rather be named Spot than Whiskers...

INSTALLING HUSBAND
A Woman writes to the IT Technical Support Guy
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I Upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a Distinct Slowdown in the overall System Performance, particularly in the Flower and Jewellery Applications, which Operated Flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 Uninstalled another Valuable Program, Romance 9.5 and then Installed undesirable Programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET...

"your time is limited, so waste it living in some one else life,
Don't be trapped by DOGMA- which is living with the results of other people thinking,
Don't let noise of others opinions drown out your own inner voice, and most important have the courage to follow your heart and intuition"

Said by Steve Jobs.