If you've read any of my previous posts about gardening, well I feel sorry for you and you know by now that almost whatever I try to grow usually doesn't work out. That all changed this past summer.

I should probably keep this a secret because I don't want to be bothered by representatives from the Today Show or Oprah wanting me to appear on TV (OK OK I don't watch much TV and don't know what's on except the Eagles, and I might stop that since they look like they belong on the pee...

So anyway, after only being in my new home in Florida for a few days I noticed that not only was my hair color different from all my neighbors but they all drove huge American make cars and had gardens and I didn't.

Well, my car was new, I can't dye my hair grey and age 40 years overnight so I thought I will plant a garden. Not just any garden, but the "Disneyland" of all gardens. This garden is going to be huge and like Disney, visited by many.

I never had a...

I have the feeling that I may be the only one reading my blog, and possibly my moderator. So in an attempt to increase it's readership I mentioned to both my son who is going to law school now (closing in on 10 years of post high school education) and my parents that I had embarked on a gardening blog adventure and would appreciate their support.

Judging from the sudden and prolonged uncontrolled laughter from my son and the long uncomfortable two minute silence from my parents, I think...

After having 3 posts deleted, the moderator patiently explained to me again what is advertising and what it not. Obviously I did not get it the first few times. I was told I can post about gardening for example, because I don't have a business related to that. A couple of weeks goes by.

So for whatever reason this thought pops into my head. I have a few spare minutes. I have attempted gardening on numerous occasions so why not write a blog about it? I do have a few soilly (not a real...