How to Fart If Trapped Gas Is Making You Bloated and Miserable
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Farting in the elevator when least expected and there are people in there with me
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For that to work properly, you have to practice ahead of time and perfect the silent elevator slider. You also can't break out in a smile. If you can't do both of those, it's recommended that you don't try it.
Farting in the elevator when least expected and there are people in there with me
For bad gas and farting I drink a about a teaspoon mixed with water then warm it a little and drink it slowly.
I drink this either early in the morning and make sure I am home at least 4 to 5 hours later. Sometimes it takes up to 6 hours to let the damn break open which is why I make sure I am home.
So what is it you mix with the water and drink slowly? A teaspoon of what?
For that to work properly, you have to practice ahead of time and perfect the silent elevator slider. You also can't break out in a smile. If you can't do both of those, it's recommended that you don't try it.
We need a laughing emoticon. "elevator slider" LMAO
A few weeks ago, hub & I ate a pizza at a new place. I added a lot of red pepper flakes to my slices (which I usually do with no issues).
The next day was awful. I was filled with gas. Bloat. Painful abdomen.
We took a walk along the waterfront here and I sounded like a motor-boat put-putting down the street. Luckily, no one was walking behind us.
This condition lasted a day and a half. Amazing output. I think I contributed a lot to global warming.
Will not order that particular pizza again. Didn't affect my spouse at all--just me. I do have a bit of lactose intolerance so maybe that was the cause. The pizza, a "white pizza" had several different cheeses, including ricotta.
A few weeks ago, hub & I ate a pizza at a new place. I added a lot of red pepper flakes to my slices (which I usually do with no issues).
The next day was awful. I was filled with gas. Bloat. Painful abdomen.
We took a walk along the waterfront here and I sounded like a motor-boat put-putting down the street. Luckily, no one was walking behind us.
This condition lasted a day and a half. Amazing output. I think I contributed a lot to global warming.
Will not order that particular pizza again. Didn't affect my spouse at all--just me. I do have a bit of lactose intolerance so maybe that was the cause. The pizza, a "white pizza" had several different cheeses, including ricotta.
Always a good idea to get a blood test for celiac disease if you begin seeing any degree of bloating or gas occurring at an abnormal rate. Often times people with it have a minor level of lactose intolerance too. Unfortunately 60-80% of people with the disease are unaware they have it since it’s usually asymptomatic or only periodically symptomatic in the majority of patients who get it
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