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Authorities are warning everyone: If you see this man, please press your mute button. The suspect is wanted in detonating an F-bomb during a major sporting event in Boston. He is allegedly from another country and investigators are attempting to determine if this might have influenced his actions any way. According to a friend, he is known to have worn his baseball cap this way. His uncle in New York who was interviewed in his Yankee jersey said the suspect is a "Loser". More details to follow.